oppositionresearch:

riddlersgammon:

that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

IT’S THE MOOOOST WONDERFULL TIIIIIME OF THE YEEAAARR

(via brogressive)

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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(via ruinedchildhood)

darkmarxsoul:

iflybikes:

When men talk of women and girls in terms of legal/not legal, what they’re really saying is “I already sexually objectify this child and would attempt to fuck her if there were no laws in the way.”

You can’t deny that is fucking scary.

Sometimes there are things that just sort of vaguely seem wrong, but you can’t put your finger on why…until it’s worded like this, and suddenly everything slides into place and you feel like someone punched you in the gut.

(Source: iflewbikes, via i-was-a-teenage-potato)

"haha sucks to be them"

driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

(Source: neilnevins, via brogressive)

meladoodle:

if a guy you like is bad at texting you back, say “hey.. what’s the deal?” and if they say “sorry i’ve been a bit busy” you can say “YEAH MATE, I’VE BEEN BUSY TOO, WAITING FOR YOUR TEXT, LOOKING AT BRIDAL MAGAZINES, BUT I GUESS THAT WAS A WASTE OF MY GOD DAMN TIME”. i can’t guarantee this will work as im still waiting for a reply 2 months later, but i have a good feeling about it

(via funnierthanjesus)