renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via worshippingidols)

"People wait
all week for friday,
all year for summer,
all life for happiness."

theanti90smovement:

if you’ve ever liked my selfie you’re going to heaven

(via monairthith)

"I wanted it to be you, so fucking badly."

"Psychologists say: The person who tries to keep everyone happy often ends up feeling the loneliest."

(via psych-facts)

(Source: psych2go, via elaineto)

heckacute:

I like to make people feel bad for me by telling them that I spent my last three birthdays in the hospital. I wasn’t sick or anything, but I don’t tell them that. I’m just a surgeon who likes making people feel bad for me. 

(via fartgallery)